We all have those completely insignificant opinions we’re willing to defend with an unreasonable amount of passion. From the proper classification of elderly dogs to Florida hair survival, first-date strategy, questionable food combinations, and the undeniable insanity of authors—here are seven hills I’m perfectly willing to die on.

A funny, short story about the things that get in our way when trying to stick to our new year's resolutions.

The, funny true story of the first time I ever tasted pumpkin pie.